With my apologies for the absence of the last couple of days…
Hell has frozen over. Al Sharpton is begging the black community to have patience with the government and the percieved lack of action on Obama’s part to help black communities all over the country. Many black organizations have become angry with President Obama, all but denouncing him for not helping black Americans to weather the current economic crisis. Most Americans, including other black Americans, fail to understand why one race should be seen as suffering more than others. Sharpton has called for black leaders to give Obama – and hope – a chance. John Lennon rolled over in his grave.
Texas Rangers manager Ron Washington tested positive for cocaine last year. Somehow, it has just been announced and apparently he has passed all tests since. Washington played in the major leagues during the 80’s cocaine crisis. All of America
was shocked yawned.
The PA system of a Wal-Mart store in New Jersey sprang to life yesterday and a calm male voice said, “attention Wal-Mart shoppers: all black people leave the store now.” Store managers are reviewing security tapes in an effort to find the perpetrator while the story has made national news. Meanwhile, a bored twentysomething man ran back to his ramshackle apartment and laughed hysterically at the hubbub while sitting naked in front of his computer, eating Cheetos.
Finally, yet another posterchild of Demcare has been silenced by reality. Natoma Canfield, paraded before the press by none other than Obama himself, claimed that her health insurance rose when she was diagnosed with lukemia last year. She, along with Obama administration officials, have also claimed that she faced the Ohio hospital where she was receiving treatment putting a lien on her home due to nonpayment of medical bills. Hospital officials corrected the statement, saying that at no time would a gravely ill patient face choosing between their home or their health. The most open and honest administration in history had no comment.